The School of Hard Knocks

posted by Stal on 2010.03.26, under Stal

How do you teach kids to be better critical thinkers? A British middle school staged a mock shooting, intended to teach students how to investigate, collect facts and analyze evidence.

Blackminster Middle School in Evesham, Worcs, faced condemnation from parents after their children were left traumatised by the mock shooting.

The youngsters, aged between 10 and 13, thought they were taking part in a fire drill when an alarm bell rang and they were ushered out into the playground.

But they were left in terror as a man appeared brandishing a gun and appeared to shoot dead Richard Kent, their science teacher, as he ran across a field.

Following a loud bang simulating a gunshot, other staff involved in the act rushed to the teacher’s aid and appeared to try to resuscitate him.

There was a delay of 10 minutes before weeping pupils were taken back to the assembly hall where teachers explained that the pretend shooting had been laid on as part of a science lesson.

But some of the children were left in shock with some being sick and one girl suffering a panic attack, parents claim.
The school was forced to apologise to parents, admitting that the stunt on Tuesday afternoon had gone “too far” and that pupils should have had their fears allayed sooner.

This is quite possibly  even more hilarious than the Japanese TV show that pranked a guy with a fake drive-by shooting.

[ School condemned after pupils left in tears after mock shooting / Telegraph ]

Pizza Delivery Prank

posted by Stal on 2010.01.28, under Stal

The video would’ve been funnier if it had stopped when they opened the door, so I think it’s debatable whether the second half of the movie is a prank.

[ Pizza (Remi Gaillard) / Youtube ]

The Fine Line Between Pranks and Evil

posted by Vitamin-T on 2010.01.13, under Vitamin-T

As promised, here’s Part 8 of the famous (or apparently not-s0-famous, since you’re seeing it here) College Humor Prank War:

Avoiding Speeding Tickets

posted by Stal on 2009.09.09, under Stal

In a novel approach to breaking the law, Dave Vontesmar of Phoenix managed to evade 37 speeding tickets by wearing a monkey mask while driving, and claiming not to have resembled the driver caught on camera. Unfortunately, the police did some additional surveillance work and caught Vontesmar putting on the monkey mask before driving off, thus proving that he was behind the wheel.

[ HT: MW ]

Download More RAM

posted by Stal on 2009.08.31, under Uncategorized

Free, fast and instant! I just downloaded a gig of RAM and my computer is zippier already!

Selected testimonials:

I told the IT guy in work about this and he was so happy he laughed out loud!
- Robb, (Dublin, IRL)

Since I downloaded more RAM, I immediately returned the RAM I bought just the other day from my local electronics store, John’s Electronics. The customer service there was great and they did not give me a hard time at all! If I ever have to buy another piece of electronics equipment I am definitely going to John’s Electronics. That’s John’s Electronics, for all your electronic needs.
- Anthony (John)

Tweets from North Korea

posted by Stal on 2009.07.22, under Stal

As the West is generally starved for news from the secretive hermit kingdom, I was thrilled to stumble upon North Korea’s Twitter feed! Under the handle DPRK_News, you can find such illustrative tweets as:

US Cable News Network reports racketeer president Barack Obama was born a slave in Indonesia.

DPRK life expectancy surpasses 90 years, while US president fails in ambition to pass health care law.

And my personal favorite,

Education Minister Kong Myun-Roh: Decadent parents of South teach children to play as “Zerg,” “Orks,” while DPRK children study Juche Idea!

Unfortunately, this appears to be a hoax, though you might not be able to tell the difference between this and the actual headlines coming from KCNA (North Korea’s official government-run news outlet):

Japanese Reactionaries’ Nuclear Hysteria Flailed

I should note that this latter Twitter feed is also unauthorized. The KCNA news account was set up to automatically syndicate news releases from the real DRPK news agency.

In a twitter conversation with Forbes, the author of the KCNA twitter feed admitted that he or she was a writer and Web master for the German-language parody site Stupidedia, based in Austria. “KCNA has unintentionally funny articles, and I thought it would be funny if an antiquated regime like North Korea had a Twitter account,” wrote the faux-Communist, who didn’t respond to requests for his or her name.

Sokal Affair

posted by Stal on 2009.05.11, under Stal

On bullshitting papers for humanities fields:

In 1996, Sokal, a professor of physics at New York University, submitted a paper for publication in Social Text, as an experiment to see if a journal in that field would, in Sokal’s words: “publish an article liberally salted with nonsense if (a) it sounded good and (b) it flattered the editors’ ideological preconceptions.”[1]

The paper, titled “Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity”[2], was published in the Spring/Summer 1996 “Science Wars” issue of Social Text, which at that time had no peer review process, and so did not submit it for outside review.[3] On the day of its publication, Sokal announced in another publication, Lingua Franca, that the article was a hoax, calling his paper “a pastiche of left-wing cant, fawning references, grandiose quotations, and outright nonsense”, which was “structured around the silliest quotations [he] could find about mathematics and physics” made by postmodernist academics.

Paying for Hugs

posted by Stal on 2009.04.29, under Stal

Free $2 Hugs: This is one of the best pranks I’ve seen in a while.

[ via Marginal Revolution ]